I think what they meant to say in the Bible was that, on the seveth day, before God had his rest, he created these lovely Oliver Peoples specs. Mmmmmmm. Aren’t they lovely?
Life is so unfair. I just wanna be friends with everyone! Why can’t I be friends with the Christians and the gays?! Why can’t everyone just get along?!
And cuddles! Where’s Gerry? I want more cuddles!
What are gay “rights” anyway?! We heard this in 1986, and again in 2005; and, as they say: two wrongs don’t make a right.
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Don’t let my elegant smile deceive the pain and torment I feel inside. Oh, how I yearn for equal rights.
Some people have suggested that, at times, I look like an otter. Well, I say to those people: who are you to define who I am, any more than Parliament has the right to define marriage?! That is what I have come to expect from those pursuing the homosexual agenda.
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